Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You made out with two different species that night
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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