i barfeds in our rink
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Randomize
