that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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