You surviving the open bar?
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He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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