The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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