is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize