Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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