You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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