It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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