hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
do herpes really smell.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?