just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.