In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?