can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm