Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun