Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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