My hair reeks of homosexuality.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize