I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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