The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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