I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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