I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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