how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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