benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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