Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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