Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
This baby is an asshole
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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