Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
only if we run a train.
done.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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