Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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