What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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