is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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