Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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