no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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