There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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