She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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