U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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