It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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