Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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