He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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