Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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