i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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