1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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