i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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