haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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