Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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