i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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