party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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