what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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