i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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