Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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