STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
as a side note pls kill me
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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