My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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