Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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