Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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