actually, I'm a sock model
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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