I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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