oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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