The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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