I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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