rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
This baby is an asshole
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Can I color on your dick again?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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