Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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