fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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