apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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