If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just had sex on a roof
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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