Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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