Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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